High Stile

If I had a pound for every time I’d featured a stile in A Sunday Picture, well I’d have a pound. But only if I included this particular entry.

How can it be that this staple of walking in Britain, has not been adequately featured in the hallowed pages of A Sunday Picture? No, really, I don’t understand.

So today I make amends by showing a picture of me on a ladder stile. There’s no obvious reason to do so, although you do get the benefit of seeing my wonderfully toned legs. Sadly my legs are about the only part of me that’s particularly well toned, but the least said about that, the better.

Next week, it’s hot kissing gate action. Probably.